If

Via Sizzle:

If I were a month I'd be October

If I were a day I'd be Friday

If I were a time of day I'd be evening

If I were a font I'd be Myriad Pro

If I were a sea animal I'd be an dolphin

If I were a direction I'd be North-West

If I were a piece of furniture I'd be a bookshelf

If I were a liquid I'd be Dr Pepper

If I were a gemstone I'd be an opal

If I were a tree I'd be an apple tree

If I were a tool I'd be sandpaper

If I were a flower I'd be a gerber daisy

If I were an element of weather i'd be a spring breeze

If I were a musical instrument I'd be a cello

If I were a color I'd be green

If I were an emotion I'd be surprise

If I were a fruit I'd be a grape

If I were a sound I'd be the sound of a sprinkler system

If I were an element I'd be xenon

If I were a car I'd be a hybrid

If I were a food I'd be cherry pie

If I were a place I'd be my bed

If I were a material I'd be cotton

If I were a taste I'd be cherry

If I were a scent I'd be cookies

If I were a body part I'd be a bellybutton

If I were a song I'd be When You Wish Upon A Star

If I were a bird I'd be a duck

If I were a gift I'd be non refundable

If I were a city I'd be Seattle

If I were a door I'd be fingerprinty glass

If I were a pair of shoes I'd be Keen's

If I were a poem I'd be the one my friend Karyn wrote for me:

Roses are red
Butter is fatty
I love you
And your mom Pattie  

or maybe something from Shel Silverstein. I'm not that much into poetry.