GTA = Good Times Always
Some of you asked if there was not a game I could play to occupy myself while Wm plays the GTA 4. The truth is, about two weeks before the game came out, I went through a brief Sims2 phase. Happens from time to time. It was stupid. I should have held off. It only lasts about 2 weeks. If I had only waited until GTA came out. I'm still playing, but it feels forced.
The majority of the time Wil plays, I am sitting in my corner of the couch either reading or watching him play. The story line of this game is actually very rich and intriguing. I get kinda caught up in that. And, it seems it's more fun if I am there to watch, in fact, sometimes it seems necessary. I enjoy following the missions and seeing what unfolds as he completes each one. The game is gorgeous and I love seeing the new territories as he unlocks them. Also, I'm in charge of outfits. That's a general rule for all video games. If there are outfit changes, I am in charge of picking them out.
But there is another approach to playing the game in which I don't have much interest. We call it Going On A Rampage.
Me: Honey, what are you doing? Why did you shoot that guy in the face?
Wm: He pushed me. I have a rep to protect.
Me: But that was completely unnecessary. Oh now look what you've done, the police are here. You are going to have to lose your wanted level and you'll be late for your date with Kate.
Wm: It's no big deal, I'll out run them in 2 seconds.
Me: You'd better call her and reschedule. She's going to be mad.
Wm: It's all good.
Me: Oh now look what you've done! Shooting at the police from your car is not helping. Kate is going to be so mad. Is it necessary to smash into every other car on the road?
Wm: Yes. Yes it is. Because we are GOING ON A RAMPAGE!!
Me: sigh.
I can see why it would be fun to Go On A Rampage if you were playing the game. I'm just saying it's not as interesting to me to watch. That's all.
The other day Wil handed the controller to me and told me to just "drive to Manny's while I go the bathroom."
I told him it was a bad idea. I don't know what I was trying to do, maybe turn left, I don't know how to work the controls for this game, but what I actually did was stick my gun out the window and start shooting. At cops. Naturally a chase ensued, and with my complete lack of GTA driving skill, I managed a head on collision so massive that it sent me flying out the windshield, over a wall and onto some docks. Nowhere near any cars to to steal, like I even knew how to do that in the first place. So I panicked and started running amuck, trying to get away from the police. Only I accidentally went into a "crouch" and could not get out of it. So I was actually Creeping Away from the cops. Will comes back just when I am being arrested. Because I was arrested and not killed in a shootout or something, Wil lost all the weapons he had been collecting up to that point.
I TOLD him it was a bad idea. Just drive to Manny's indeed.
