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continuing adventures of evildeb

yesterday we had little xmas party, here at work. i was standing with evildeb, admiring the hors d’ouevres when the coworker who refers to himself as The Man walked up to ask us why were weren’t eating the sauteed oysters. i wasn’t eating them because they are nasty. but what about evildeb?

e.d.: they have stuff in them.
me: flesh. she doesn’t eat meat. she’s a vegetarian again.
e.d.: i used to eat seafood, when i was a vegetarian before.
me: she’s been one before, you know.
e.d.: that’s right. i’ve been one before, you know. it’s my natural state.
the man: what? vegetative?
me: bwahahahaahaha!!
e.d.: that’s not funny.
me: oh yes it is.

occasionally, i like to answer the unasked questions that those of you who have not met evildeb have on your minds, whether you like to admit it, or not. why do i call her EVILdeb? what makes her evil. ladies and gentlemen of the internet, i give you ... exhibit b. evildeb sent this out to a mail list we have here at work, called “mr. snotty.”

anyone who would subject coworkers to this kind of thing has to be evil.

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Uh, the link isn't working, therefore, I can't see evidence of why Deb is so evil. Wah!

is that leonard nimoy?!?!?!??!

yes. that is leonard nimoy. and it's wrong wrong wrong. i find it very disturbing.

i've seen this before. several times actually. and i've never been able to watch the whole thing through. i love leonard nimoy. and bilbo baggins. but that damn thing's just disturbing.

I love Leonard Nemoy, his cute pointy ears.....I do not understand why that makes evildeb evil .....Nice dig about the vegetative state tho...

Off to devour a slab of cow for lunch.

Merry Christmas Jodi