I'm so tired my mind is on the blink. I wonder should i get up and fix myself a drink
So... I'm all jazzed today (yes, i said jazzed- i really am turning into my mother) because I got the extreme pleasure of sleeping for almost three continuous hours last night. THREE!!! Yes that's right, my son is the sleep champion! All you losers out there whose babies sleep through the night can kiss my ass. Because unlike you, I can revel in the succes; bathe in the glory of the hard-fought victory that is 3 HOURS OF SLEEP people! (person?) I mean, if it only took three weeks to get this far, what's next? By the time he's three he might sleep for an entire night. And fighting the battle makes victory taste that much sweeter.
And now that i'm beginning to see that I can train him to sleep, there seem to be endless possibilities for other things I can train him to do. Mommy's ready for another cocktail, sweetie!